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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019


Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 20, 2022


Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023


are u even able

ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK
STFU

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"

by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021


not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019


“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by CrammyCram February 24, 2024


“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by CrammyCram February 24, 2024