not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

Even More News

Eat shit and die, trash.

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"

I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE

If you see that your dominos pizza has been eaten by Protobot. You lost your appetite

NOOOOOOO! I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE!😭😭😭😭😭😭

Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"

Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day

get even

To get back at somebody.

To punish someone who did something to you.

She wants to get even with the guy who hit her with the ball.

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.