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It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which is a part of most non-govt jobs. It’s impact is most observable in professionals working in the accounting and finance fields. It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!
Sally is currently stressed due to the impact of the Shamil factor due to the workload as a result of the financial year end coming up!
Your clone factor is the total number of you (yourself and your clones) that would be needed to complete all of your tasks effectively.
After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.
The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
The term 'X Factor' refers to an element of 21st century marketing techniques which seeks to capitalize on the sleek, hip, inherent ultra-coolness of young people . . . somehow. No one is quite sure what X Factor really is. If you don't care about it, you've got it. If you want it, you don't have it.
Not to be confused with 'pizazz', which refers to an element of 20th century marketing techniques which sought to capitalize on the hip, fun-loving nature of young people . . . somehow.
Dick: "Your book is great, Tom, but it could use some more X Factor."
Tom: "What's that?"
Dick: "You don't know?"
Tom: "No."
Dick: "Well...that's why you need more of it!"
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Bailey factor is a measure of how hot the girls at your party are not. If there are a large amount of not hot girls compared to the number of dudes, then the Bailey factor is high. Vice Versa, the Bailey factor is low or zero.
YO, I went to this party and the Bailey factor was pretty large so I bounced the f out
3 Hot girls walk through the door with a fat chick; Bailey factor increases.
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1.How cold someone really is.
2.How desperate for a sweatshirt someone is.
The girl gave away her chill factor in math class:
Girl: ooohh i'm so coldd... Henry do you have a sweatshirt?
Henry (Quaterback): No, sorry.
Brendan (Math Geek): I have a sweatshirt you can borrow!
Girl: oh.. actually, its ok. Its actually kinda hot in here now.
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