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The shit you take whenever you go to Taco Bell, also referred to as the "Holy Grail" of shits.
the deposit of faithpoop
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You people are disgusting and this website is an abomination. The lord frowns on sinners and you should all be ashamed.
The people on Urban Dictionary have no faith in the lord
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Name of an Asian girl who lives in Canada. She is very nice and can make guys fall head over heels for her in just a few words. She is bright and artistic. Soccer is her life but so are skittles. If you ever meet her you should keep her and hold on to her, but not in a creepy way. Because she will be the one to make you laugh when you are sad, and be loyal and be there for support. Love her until your very last breath, because she would do the same.
"I was very sad today, but Jessica Faith cheered me up."
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A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
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The act of bringing a pinch of dip carefully from the tin to the user's mouth, WITHOUT DROPPING A SINGLE STRAND. For more of a challenge, try lengthening the distance from the tin to your mouth, such as (if in a car) reaching into the backseat and taking a pinch from someone else's tin. Once accomplished you will bask in an endless sea of self-pride and honour amongst your peers.
User 1(talking to User 2 in backseat): Dude, can I take a pinch from your tin?
User 2: Yea I guess so, that's a long reach for a pinch though, it's like a fucking LEAP OF FAITH!
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A huge 2 story ledge next to a large double set that only one skater, Jamie Thomas, has ever landed.
The Leap of Faith is a sick spot, but I would only try it if I had a death wish.
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n.
1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
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