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A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.
My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.
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Reusable toilet paper. It is made of fabric and is washed and reused. This is supposed to be better for the environment than disposable toilet paper.
The same thinking is behind reusable menstrual pads and diapers. Family cloth takes it one step further
While visiting the eco-hippies I had to wipe my ass with family cloth
(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.
(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.
I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.
When one bangs one's family.
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to fuck?".
"yes tom, yes i would"
"oh hey maria (sister) you have such a lovely ass, would you like to family bang?".
"yes tom, yes i would"
A family that has a lot of incest and weirdness but still loves each other a bit like Alabama
I’m part of the incestians family they are a bit strange
Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
A family with 4 people. Usually a boy with a mum and the boy's grandma and granddad.
My Quadriple Family is doing a march in the evening.