fanny frills

getting stupidly excited over little things

omg its snowing im gonna have fanny frills over it

Fanny Waffting

A niche dance move, that most frequently follows the slut drop, in which one waves ones hands seductively from one's pubic bone outwards in a fanning motion - as if to waft one's pheromones onto unsuspecting prey.

The slut drop moves seamlessly into fanny waffting.

Check out that bitche'z fanny waffting.

Fanny Magic

When a female uses her minge to get everything she wants.

I have fallen for her fanny magic yet again

fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.

My finger is covered in fanny fudge.

Fanny fog

The reasoning behind fucking an ugly man due to severe hornyness

Would never have fucked him but had a severe case of Fanny fog

Fanny Hasbeen

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day

Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.

fanny tyre

The roll of fat which hangs in front of the crotch, usually seen tucked into trousers/pants.

Look at the fanny tyre on her!!