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Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 14, 2008


Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 4, 2020


Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 14, 2020


vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013


Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018


flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 4, 2022


wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010