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After ejaculating your first time when having sex with a woman, you take your penis and put it in her stinker (the good ole' butthole). Since you already ejaculated your penis will be a big bendy and floppy. When you are about to ejaculate for the second time you pull your penis out, grab it and aim it on your own ball sack and ejaculate on it. You award the woman the Greek Donut, which is your freshly semen glazed scrotum.
When I went for round 2 last night, I could tell she was hungry so I served her a fresh Greek Donut. Too bad I don't have enough in me for a 3rd batch
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Rape.
Shark refers to the penis.
You know the rest.
He snuck into her room and gave her the Shark Donut.
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Funny 20 year old guy who makes videos about funni hyperfixations because ADHD
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When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.
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Cops who drink on the job; Cops who pull you over for DUI and THEY've been drinking; Drunken bully police
The University of Nevada, Reno Police Department contains drunkin donuts. One drunkin donut was demoted to patrol officer in 2004 after being arrested for driving drunk in a police vehicle. In October 2006, he was promoted to lieutenant.
Google: unrpd drunk Lt. fired
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A person's personal weakness. Something you will glady overindulge in. If your a pothead, weed is your Homer's Donut. When you see this item you make the same drooly noise Homer makes when he see's a donut.
Girl: "John Cena is sooooo hot. He is my Homer's Donut"
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When you have some alone time, and decide to rub one out, and at completion, fill your belly button with your man juice. When the lint from the bottom floats to the top, you have a sprinkled donut.
Looks like I have the house to myself, mine as well indulge in making a sprinkled donut