Random
Source Code
Random
A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.
Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!
A wicked cool girl who is low maintenance but class in a glass! Also: she may prefer shaving with soap instead of shaving cream.
Damn homey! That chickie is one foxy ghetto hound!
Ghetto Tourette syndrome (from the italian Ghetto, and the French Tourette more commonly referred to as Ghetto tourettes or GT) is a disease that affects many teenagers (usually male) who believe they were raised in the ghetto. The individual may at random shout phrases (including "Squad" "boy" or "flamed" amongst a few,) and may also include other obscene words or phrases. On occasion, arm or hand gestures may be performed (including the "arms extended backwards, slow walk forwards" or the more common "neck tilted backwards and to the left" and "Arms crossed over crotch" combination,) however, these are usually performed only by persons with more severe cases of GT. Ghetto Tourettes is a neurological condition that can be caused by spending too much time in any low income area, allowing the brain to believe that it has grown up with "the struggle."
GT Victim: "SQUAD UP, SQUAD UP"
Other Person: "that poor person has Ghetto Tourettes"
An obnoxious woman of urban decay who boasts a shrill, loud, annoying laugh at mildly funny things and a voice that reaches higher decibels when used in an argument. Her voice is much like that of the wailing banshee of Irish folklore.
Person 1: I'm not asking Shajuana to come with us to the movies because she laughs so damn loud you can't hear nothing.
Person 2: I know, right? She just a damn ghetto banshee.
42👍 7👎
A ghetto bird is a police helicopter. In the early 1990s, the police flew their helicopters around the black neighbords either in search of crime or as an excessive measure in an arrest. Ice Cube's song "Ghetto Bird" clearly displays the sentiments of african-americans. They felt slighted and violated because they were being targeted.
"Why, oh why must you swoop through the hood
like everybody from the hood is up to no good.
You think all the girls around here are trickin
up there lookin like Superchicken
At night I see your light through my bedroom window
But I ain't got shit but the pad and pencil
I can't wait till I hear you say
"I'm going down, mayday, mayday." I'm gonna clown
Cause everytime that the pigs have got me
y'all rub it in with the flying Nazi
military force, but we don't want ya
Standin' on my roof with the rocket launcher
"So fly like an eagle."
But don't follow us wherever we go
The shit that I'm saying, make it's heard
Motherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto bird"
-Ice Cube - "Ghetto Bird"
752👍 200👎
n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.
Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)
Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."
33👍 5👎
When a person of no money or wealth receives a sum of money and spends it on crap they don't need. For example; payday, pawning something of value, or Workman's comp settlement.
Marcus: Hey, I just won $50 on a lottery ticket. Can you give me a ride to liquor store to buy some Miller Lite and some pornos.
Jon: Dude, you are Ghetto Rich. You can at least spring for some Bud Lite.
111👍 23👎