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When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.
*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”
“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.
Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?