Ah yes the goober realm a mysterious and fantastic land that is inhabited by a friendly and fun loving species of sentient goobers. It is a realm full of adventure, filled with wonders both natural and magical. The scenery ranges from verdant forests and rolling hills to the most stunning beaches and majestic mountains. There are also many unique and fascinating creatures to be found in the Goober Realm, ranging from harmless woodland creatures to fierce and dangerous beasts. This is a world that is sure to delight and captivate anyone who sets foot in it
OMG THE GOOBER REALM HAS OPENED
Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
Scott pilgrim has goober game.
Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.
Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.
a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals
at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible