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Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana.
Hey, did you hear that Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana ?
Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.
Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"
Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"
meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far
doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"
When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.
After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.