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A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.
"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"
an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
example:
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then
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'the grammar school of today' or so they say
this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.
people who go to this school will fail their gcses.
they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.
the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
steve: oh yeah my kids decided to go to sir henry floyd grammar school
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life
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To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!
Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School
Nigerian son swims to North Korea
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An individual who consumes disgusting amounts of coffee to appear "hip" while also pointing out the grammar mistakes in the facebook wall posts of others. And they refuse to wear shoes inside of restaurants and other areas in the public sphere. Also, personal hygiene is not one of their strong points.
Guy 1: Dude, Whittney pointed out my bad grammar on facebook.
Guy 2: Don't worry, she's just a coffee-loving grammar-nazi hippie.
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You're and your have 2 different meanings.
You're stands for You are. Used to describe the person you are talking to.
Your is used to describe a person who you are talking to possession/belonging.
You are my brother. We must fight together.
Your brother is a naughty boy.
Your grammar is horrible.
(Grammar mistakes that are made alot these days.)
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A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.
I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.