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to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.
You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!
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The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.
"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."
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Caught in the crossfire, warnin' fight
Legends make or break game
Swept up by the rolling waves of the night
The paper chase for fame
I was too, too hot, baby
Too hot to handle
Yeah, I was too, too hot
Too hot to handle
Wink of an eye, the feelings ran high
A real rock and roll molest
But I ain't no romance
And I ain't no slow chance
Won't get no quick change
*and I'm too, too hot, baby
Too hot to handle
Yeah, I'm too, too hot, baby
Too hot to handle
Sha la la la, roll you over
Turn you around and do it again
Sha la la la, keep on coming
Do it once but never the same
I'm in your town, won't fool around
I'll make some action stick
Just like the story says, these boys are bad
So keep out of shootin' range
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When a girl or guy is jerking off an other guy while licking his ass.
Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
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The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then
Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.
At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!
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Grabbing a BBW or chubby chick rolls or by the waist pulling her back when you're banging her from the back!
My dick big enough to pull the love handles of some fat chick
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