have your way with

To do whatever you want sexually with a person

"I will have my way with her!" "have your way with me"

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or the terrorists have won

the best excuse to get what you want.

Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.

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having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

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I have no friends

Something true.

I have no friends.

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the hills have eyes

means the possibility of being watched from anywhere and everywhere, so watch you back.

I felt like the hills have eyes every time I walk through the parking lot at night.

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i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

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Didn't have the cameras on

Didn't have the cameras on is a phrase used when a popular youtuber FlightReacts, proclaims that he has done something significant, but he doesn't have any physical evidence to prove so.

*Flight sees a dude 360 windmill dunk*

Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"