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After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!
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Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.
SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?
As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
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1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?
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Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
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When the pubic hair of another becomes trapped under your foreskin.
I shagged this really hairy bird the other day and ended up with a fuzzy helmet
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An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.
"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".
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