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A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.
"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"
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A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.
Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"
*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*
Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."
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When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.
Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"
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A guy who can’t get top drawer pussy so he must settle for mid to low grade pussy. Alternately, anyone who is a poon hound.
All the pussy hobos are on the prowl tonight.
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A male puts his balls into a womans mouth and slaps her cheeks.
The night the whole city got a Hobo Runover.
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its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
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Wine that is not only cheap, but whose drinkers are considered low class.
Did you see those two homeless guys fighting over that bottle of hobo wine?
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