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A family that runs 5ks on holidays
Person 1: How was your thanksgiving.
Person 2: Terrible I'm in a 5k holiday family. Our whole family was forced to get up early and run a 5k before we celebrated.
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After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!
Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.
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A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday
I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight
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On April 24th it’s a real nigga birthday. Live it up Stevie!!
Oh today’s a real nigga holiday
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Truancy in Katy ISD.
1. the act or state of being truant.
2. an instance of being truant: His parents were questioned about his many truancies.
“The Joneses received a letter from the Katy ISD police stating that Joe had been on Extended Unauthorized Holiday.”
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A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.
guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it
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A holiday that isn't officially recognized by your company, so you and everyone just "work from home" on that day.
Do we have Columbus Day off? Nope, it's just a Work from home holiday