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Hoodie

When your boner grows over three inches.

HOLY SHIT! That person has one big hoodie!

by fatcock57 February 13, 2018


Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod August 17, 2017


Hoodie

Something you wear

You give your fake ass bitch your hoodie because she’s cold

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019


hoodie

A sweatshirt with a hood, mostly warm.

( Martha and Nora are both wearing hoodies)
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )

by TweezerCAT5221 October 30, 2018


Hoodie

The most comfortable piece of clothing you will ever wear in your life.

Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable

Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy

by Gotta Go Fast January 25, 2020


hoodie

something a guy can give to a girl to make her the happiest girl alive.

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: *takes off hoodie and hands it to you*
i think you would look better in that than me :)
girl: omg i love you :)))))

by aamoser February 9, 2019


HOODIE

Hoodie day for your gf/bf

Gf- GIVE ME UR HOODIE NOW
Bf- why…
Gf- ITS NOVEMBER 3

by Jailaa November 2, 2021