When your boner grows over three inches.
HOLY SHIT! That person has one big hoodie!
The most useful thing on earth
Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?
You give your fake ass bitch your hoodie because she’s cold
A sweatshirt with a hood, mostly warm.
( Martha and Nora are both wearing hoodies)
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )
The most comfortable piece of clothing you will ever wear in your life.
Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable
Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy
something a guy can give to a girl to make her the happiest girl alive.
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: *takes off hoodie and hands it to you*
i think you would look better in that than me :)
girl: omg i love you :)))))
Hoodie day for your gf/bf
Gf- GIVE ME UR HOODIE NOW
Bf- why…
Gf- ITS NOVEMBER 3