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when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing
obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes
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Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.
Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!
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This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom
My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today
Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
These are traditional words of condolence in my family over death.
Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."
the terrible lie associating with means of immense pain and agonizing, torturous procedures that doctors, surgeons, nurses, dentists, etc. tell you just to shut you up before they do something you`ll never forgive them for.
ie. "Now, this won`t hurt a bit..."
"LIAR!!"
'It won`t hurt a bit...' my ass.
One of the most god damn funniest sites I've ever god damn seen..god damnit..
This May Hurt is a funny site.Check it out!*winks and puts a thumbs up*
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