ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

67👍 97👎

ipod headphones

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.

me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary

7👍 6👎

ipod mini

The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.

I use my ipod to cheat and made the deans list!!!

57👍 85👎

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

48👍 71👎

Ipod Touch

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

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Raging iPod

An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod

Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.

Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?

Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod

5👍 4👎

iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster

Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.