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im just a hole

when someone is so attractive, you belittle yourself to be just a fleshlight for them to fuck.

Girl 1 : Oh my god, hes so hot.
Girl 2 : IM JUST A HOLE, SIR.

by OOPKID August 25, 2018

159๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


im gonna explode

Kim Kardashian said it in her sex tape

oh ray jay im gonna explode.

by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021


IM THE BIGGEST BIRD

when you have power over other people or you are the best at something

Yessir, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD, PROVE ME WRONG

by THE biggest bird December 18, 2022

57๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


im here for you

Your always be there for a person you care about and love . Being there for somebody though thick and thin . Unconditional love

For example , Im here for you is the same as I'll always be by your side through the good and bad times .

She told matthew Im here for you bestfriend .

by awkward_adrii January 22, 2016

75๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


im just bored

i dunno

im just bored

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019


Im Like Bruh

"Im Like Bruh" commonly abbreviated to "ILB"

Popular phrase originating from the Bay thats derived from โ€œBruhโ€ to address an ironic situation, ridiculous moment and/or person.

EX: "Im like bruhโ€ฆHilary and Trump are our only options for President??? Harambe didnโ€™t die for this smh."

by OG Bruh Bruh October 3, 2016


im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 25, 2011