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A country of freedom...and stuff...and...Okay *laughs*
Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...
Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?
Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...
Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.
Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-
ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.
Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...
But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.
Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...
You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!
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Here's you god damn example!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!
Good now your ears are bleeding.
Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!
Assholes...
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Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.
"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"
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1: Largest economy in the world.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.
I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.
I also smoke marijuana.
The United States was founded in 1776.
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The greatest school on the face of the fucking earth
greatest football coach to ever walk a sideline
kick ass people
and pitt sucks so does penn
great bars
if anyone was at the penn state ohio state game last year ranked as one of the loudest college games in history
huge stadium 107,282 capacity second in the nation who is beat by michigan with 107,501 capacity
with Pitt only had 56,150
we are penn state
best school spirit
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Imaginary place, taken as an analogue of the current world. Can me used as a metaphor to describe both current events and a current place
There's something rotten in the State of Denmark - said when something doesn't seem quite right
All's good in the State of Denmark - When you're all good
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Me, myself, and my van were vanning down the vanner state after quenching the vans thirst with some van juice
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To be high.
I spend a lot of time in the State of California
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