Using a sledge to surf down hills
I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.
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After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.
Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...
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A loser who has no real friends in their life, that sees faults in relationships. strikes planting venom and gets off on it
That guy that got between mark and brian is a real snake in the grass.
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A groovier term for grass, weed, bud, etc..
My friends and I will be smoking some groovy grass tonight.
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The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.
Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!
Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...
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A euphemism for having sex outdoors.
Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."
Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."
Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"
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Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.
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