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Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
16π 1π
When someone comes out of the closest.
Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!
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To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
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when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
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When you bake a kielbasa at 350Β° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated βPolskaβ embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into loverβs dupa while whispering βgoΕabkiβ
βHoney, itβs cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mittβ
When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
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The act of passing gas into a large Casserole Dish And serving it to your unappreciative POS boyfriend for main course
My Shit stain boyfriend wouldn't come near me for two months after I served him a Slovak Dutch Oven