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The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.
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Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
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When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/
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The art of pooping, then subsequently taking a shower
Man that papa johns was good, time for a poopy shower.
When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.
- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.
Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"
When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.
We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.