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An extremely sexualized creepypasta character with blue hair. Sounds more like a fucking show on A&E if you ask me.
"I was reading Chaos Theory and I wasn't sure weather the boner I had was ok or just plain weird."
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The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
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The Contrast Theory is when an attractive person or semi attractive person stands next to an ugly person or ugly people. Therefore they create a contrast which in response makes them seem more attractive.
When I first saw her with all her friends she was a ten! But now all by herself she seems like more of a 6. Talk about Contrast theory.
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The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man! Blonde theory?
Guy 1: Blonde theory!
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this proves that the women is in control, because men will do anything for sex
woman:honey get me a sandwhich
man:get it yourself
woman:okay then no sex
man:okay honey what type of meat do u want ham or turkey
woman: ui knew the "sandwich theory would work
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This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.
Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
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The Nykko Theory
Game..... for the average joe. This theory if used properly will make a hot chick like u, love u, and then stalk u... in that order.BUT only the most worthey man can learn the ways of the Nykko Theory.This man must have 3 trates......... humer, humble, and have the nice guy appeal. As of today only 2 people know of the Nykko Theroy.... (Nate) and (Nykko).
By learning the ways of The Nykko Theory . a dorky paill white chuby dude can poll a hot cheerleader that is way out of his leag, with only his sarcastic humer.
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