WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

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1234 how many niggers are in my store

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

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browse categories vote store blog cart

Wow, you’re bored aren’t you

Me too, that’s why I made this. oh I have to put the word, okay browse categories vote store blog cart

urban dictionary browse store blog discord

great job, you copied out the text on the top of the screen!!!!!!!!!!!11

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guy 2: (dying because gun wounds) what is at the top-
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guy 2: what
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guy 2: what
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guy 2: ok

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.

Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

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is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage