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When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.
You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.
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Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad
Do you want to see The angry inch worm?
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The longest dicc in the universe
I finessed yo girl with my two inch pinch
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A man with a very small but very satisfying penis. Usually a guy from Oklahoma or Wyoming. He drives a large truck and always revs it up way too loud. He also has small dick energy
Girl 1: Johnny has a 3 inch enforcer
Girl 2: I know! It’s to die for!
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A pizza placed on the menu which acts solely as a front for gigolo'ing out the delivery boys.
Hungry Guy: "yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery"
FSP: "Ok what would you like today"
Hungry Guy: "I'll take a 10 inch big bang"
Coworkers: *Bust up laughing*
FSP: "would you like that delivered to the back door? I'm winking but you can't see me wink over the phone, but that's what i'm doing"
Hungry Guy: "Oh yeaaahhhhh"
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The club you join when you have sex on a greyhound bus.
Guy 1: Tom fucked a chick on the way here. He joined the 36 Inches High Club
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a penis which is two inches long owned mainly by aidan the fucker.
put your two inch warrior away aidan.
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