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Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.
a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.
it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
The best Mario game ever made.
Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story is the best Mario game
You’re spitting facts
Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive
That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool
When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!
I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!
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A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.
Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.
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This is the phrase used by people who just want the George Floyd riots to stop cuz they already caused 20+ deaths already. Normally for their own interest of course.
“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside.”
“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside”
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