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When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.
"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."
Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)
A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.
A phrase that black people use to scare off nearby opposition. Originally coming from the native Africans after having too much KFC.
Tom: You alright there Jamal?
Jamal: Brap brap chicken wrap!
Tom: *Runs for his Life*
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Twilight Zone- The Movie
"What is an arab anyway, A nigger wrapped up in a sheet?"
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A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.
1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.
2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.
3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.
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To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!
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An entirely original, never-before-seen topic or idea; The combination of two or more unrelated ideas which have likely never been mentioned together before and which form an original and unique idea.
"So you're going to pave your driveway with chainsaw blades? That's a real Dred Scott bubble wrap idea you've got there."