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A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.
Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!
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1. theorem: stuy<bxsci
2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.
a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc
b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time
c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi
d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
Cristine the Science queen is mom.
Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
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Dogshit “Number 1” school in newark full of black people and a shitty staff
Oh look that fuck nigga goes to science park highschool jump his ass
Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.
I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.
keeshond science (keeshondkunde in Dutch) is the science that studies the keeshond in its pursuit of sweetness
How is your keeshond-kunde/-science project going?