slow burn

To patiently guide someone thru a series of events or questions over a period of time that will ultimately lead them to incriminate or embarrass themselves. Similar to what a lawyer or police officer does to get someone to confess. Can also be similar to a con but the goal is usually to humiliate the person, not take their money.

I know your wife's sister invited you over while your wife is out of town but I wouldn't go over there if I were you. She might be setting you up for the slow burn.

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Slow murder

The act of either starving or torturing someone until they die. Typically used by terrorists, neo-Nazis, and Michael Schiavo. It is a practice used intentionally to make someone suffer for a long while instead of dying quickly and easily.

Terri Schiavo is currently experiencing slow murder down in Florida.

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slow creep

walking in an awkward hunchback manor

Did you see that girl just slow creep past my door?

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slow jerk

When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.

I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.

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Slow Face

A straight man who gives or receives oral sex from another straight man but neither are homosexual.

"Did you know Ryan and Mark are both slow faced?"

"Mark is totally slow faced he gave Ryan a blow job on the way to his girlfriends house?"

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Slow-Minded

To take a long time processing something, or you're "stuck" in one generation, or to just be dull and stupid in general.

1) You take a long time to find a proper response or reaction towards certain events, you can't spontaneously reply or response to things that occur. You need to spend a lot of thought on your intentions and objectives before you put them into action.

2) You are quite dim-witted, and considerably stupid. Again, it takes you a long time to process actions, and you think before you speak. You show a sense of carelessness, and are most likely rather clumsy.

3) You aren't quite intact with the modern times, as if you are stuck in a certain generation. Many old-timers are presumably perceived to be stuck in their times, and stick with what they've done over the decades. Being slow-minded may mean that you don't respond too well to change, or just don't want to change.

"Julia is a slow-minded imbecile that just wants everything her way, and she doesn't even know what she wants to do when she gets it."
"Granny Gertie is very slow-minded, and still thinks that all black people are evil and should be killed by the KKK. Hell, she wants to bring the KKK back!"

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Slow Up

A variation of the term "slow down", that is guaranteed to fuck with the general population. Means the exact same thing, but is very effective in driving people into a nervous breakdown. Usually paired with "shut up", as; "Shut and slow the fuck up"

Freddy: "Johnny, Slow up!"
Johnny: "You mean, slow down!"
Freddy: "SHUT AND SLOW THE FUCK UP YOU BUTT PLUG"

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