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When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.
David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"
Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.
Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.
Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.
Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
The name for a joint when it is being rolled by a Jamaican.
Jamaican 1: Look at Delroy ehhh!
Jamaican 2: What’s that the yardie’s lickin?
Jamaican 1: The Rasta man has a Jamaican Lollipop ehhh.
Jamaican2: D-Roy gettin’ irie.
Jamaican 1: Ahlieeee fam