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Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.
Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.
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A musical ecstatic sensation in the brain primarily caused by good electro music under the influence of cannabis
Listening to Air after smoking a spliff, WOW man feel that Jazz punch
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"jazzed up" a reference for girls called jasmine having sexual activity with female / male friends
i'm meeting the girls and getting jazzed up later ;)
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A cannabis-infused brownie, or "space brownie."
Person 1: "I forget how to breathings. Somebody please, we need help."
Person 2: What are you yelling about over there?
Person 1: I had one too many jazz brownies, and I am now John Coltrane.
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music characterized by long, seemingly never-ending episodes of jarring, dissonant, screechy "music", with a particularly heavy use of horn instruments.
jazz that is "assy", using "ass" as an adjective
"Dont Fear The Reaper" can always use more cowbell, but one never needs more horn in ass jazz.
Guy: "That noise is setting my teeth on edge. What is it?"
Girl: "Oh, that's just the ass jazz show on college radio.
Aslo, a common phrase associated with ass jazz is, "make it stop!"
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n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.
Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.
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When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.
Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?
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