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(1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.
(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.
Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!
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A type of young person with both jock and hipster artsy characteristics.
One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
The character of Aron Ralston played by James Franco in 127 Hours is a bohemian jock.
David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.
Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
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A CD series which began in 1995 with Jock Jams vol. 1. This peice of crap released by ESPN included tracks like Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team and Uh, Ungawaa! by Various Artists. The final CD in this series was creatively titled vol. 5 and was released in 1999. It included songs just as horrible as the previous volumes including Miami by Will Smith and You Ugly by The Jock Jams Cheerleaders. This series has been described as the worst music collection ever released.
Jock: Hey i like to read sports illistrated and beat off while listening to jock jams!
Other jock: Hey i love jock jams! I'll beat off with you!
Jock: Whoomp! There it is!
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Extremely masculine young men with a fetish for dark music, clothing, and ideas, while still maintianing all the credibility of a popular kid. They manage to conform to both with out scrutiny from their peers because it is unsure weather or not they will go on an emotional killing spree, or hurl footballs at their faces.
These boys are also highly skilled at climbing mountains while simoultaneously gauging their ears to double 0s, after which they will spend a long emotional night of campfire banter about the chicks they totally "went all the way with".
As a general area of interest they also find shoting small animals out of trees to be pleasurable, right after they take it up the ass.
Emo Jock #1:
I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
Emo Jock #2:
Go ninja go ninja go.
Emo Jock #1:
DUDE!
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jock yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his jockstrap when he jerks off in it.
I sell some of my jockstraps with jock yogurt in them on Naughtybids for cum-suckers!
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Jock Soc is a well known collection of jocks.
They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.
The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.
If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.
Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
King's Rugby have a fantastic example of Jock Soc in operation.
They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
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A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).
Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.
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