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A goofy retard who sucks at baseball and still plays fortnite cuz he's gay. He thinks he is good at baseball cuz he played for some travel team called USA Showcase but he's not. He is now broke because he spent all of his money on a 1300 dollar gaming pc so he has to use a 2007 voodoo as his bat that he got at goodwill. His nickname is McLovin because he looks exactly like McLovin from superbad.
Yo its Joshua Clay "na that's McLovin bruh"
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Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.
Joshuas Dick Is So Big I Turned Gay!
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Joshua Garcia is an awesome person who touches the hearts of many and doesn't even know it. He is sometimes weird and is a bit of a geek in some stuff, but he is overall a really good friend. You could trust him and you could always count on him. He is really good looking so that is why he gets all the girls. He even gets head.
Damn he got that Joshua Garcia in him!
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He is the definition of everything. He's caring, loving, funny, passionate, committed and very trust worthy. Being apart from him is like being with out air, or a fish out of water. When you see him, you notice that he's the most beautiful person on this entire planet. He loves God, and loves me also. I love him with all my heart, and nothing will ever change about that. He is my soulmate and also my best friend. He makes me laugh, smile, and he makes me feel so lucky to be with such a person of amazing qualities. There is nothing in this world that ever needs or has to change about him. He is perfect. I will always love him, you, Joshua Horry, always and forever! Amen
Amazing, everything, caring, Joshua Horry
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-a coward
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
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A fortnite living legend that will some day have a gaming career for esports.
Joshua is q fortnite god
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You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
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