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One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
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To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.
slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.
I got laid when I was 12.
to steal someones eye during a helecopter ride in the upright possition.
Go away b4 u get jack knifed
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A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.
"you best step before I knife yo ass!"
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The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.
"You've only brought an eighth ? But we're out all night, you'll need at least a quarter. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Fool."
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When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.
Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.
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Killing someone with your waifu
I'll Waifu-knife-you dead!
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