Know-Nothing Conservative

An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.

Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck

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you know who

The Dark Lord, y'know, the one who doesen't have a kickass mace and a ring fetish...

"You know, I see the oppurtunity for a union here..." - Lord Voldemort (AKA "You Know Who", or "The Dark Lord") to Sauron (AKA "The Dark Lord") and Darth Vader (AKA "The Dark Lord")

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I Know For A Fact

An introductory phrase used before an argumentative point is made to make your point seem valid, even though it most likely is not. Commonly seen as an immediate red-flag to someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and an early sign that what they are about to say has absolutely zero evidence to back it up.

I know for a fact that Barack Obama is a muslim, hates America, and is purposely trying to ruin our economy.

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you know what

The expression ‘you know what’ is when one may say to another to get their attention, in a conversation. One may say this expression several times throughout one conversation to ensure they still have the attention of those participating in the conversation.

‘you know what’ also is when your stating to someone about something there not aware of , or when someone constantly pays them out they use the expression.

Example
Your outfit looks like your going clubbing not to work!
‘you know what’ no one likes you!

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You Know Wheel

Expresses immense praise for an individual's knowledge of motorsport, or an opinion that is agreed upon to a significant degree, most notably within Formula 1.

Person 1: “russell would body porris in that mclaren”
Person 2: “w mate you know wheel”

Know Your Onions

A glorious piece of 1920s slang, to know your onions is to know what's going on.

PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”

I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!