Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

Lamp

an object that produces light

"I want to buy a new lamp"

lamp

a name for a basic bitch

person 1: you cool with ole girl ?
person 2: HELL NAH that hoe a lamp

Lamp

Laughing At My Problems

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP

lamp

acronym for Large.Ass.Moist.Pussy

Man.... i love lamp