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A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
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An impressive skateboarding trick involving lateness, 360ness, shove-itness, and bonelessness. Obviously, the bonelessness part makes this extremely difficult.
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The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
A person in a position of authority who molests young children
Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.
When you lie down to go to bed and get overcome with a feeling of loneliness. Usually pertaining to a person you liked at one point.
I was going through our old texts and got a serious case of Late Night Loneliness (LNL)
is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning
its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?
a great song to cry to. by japaanese americam singer mitski from the album (bury me at malkeeout creeek
I just cried for 3 hours over nothing but on the plus side I was listening to first love/ late spring.
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