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When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides
Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.
Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?
Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
The process of lightning happening outside.
"The Garden Princess tells us it is lightninging."
The act of there the lighting in the sky and not knowing what to call it.
Donna get inside its lightninging out.
The process of moving from Salesforce Classic to Salesforce Lightning Experience (LEX).
"Tonight, we are Lightninging the Sales User Profile. Matt, make sure you'll send out the documentation before!"
"Hardy, have you un-Lightninged the Manager User Profile? Big M has been complaining he couldn't find his Tickets anymore."