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"LOL" is a stupid internet meme used by "mentally challenged" internet dweebs who should be mercilessly pilloried for employing it. It is as unforgivable as "PWNED," "BRB," "IDK," "teh," "evar," etc., and when used in actual speech (pronounced "loal") should be greeted with nothing short of vicious mockery and/or brutal physical violence.
Internet:
Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your sic so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR."
Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat."
Real world:
Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself."
Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."
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Internet: Lol - Laughing Out Loud
Other: Lol - Lots Of Love
Arsehole: I just fucked your boyfriend!
Stupid person: Lol!
Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait! Love you!
Husband: Cya baby! Soon! Lol
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LOLS means laughing out loud and then you add the S to make it sound cool. it is often used in online conversations where something is funny or used when an other has nothing to say.
noob: hey, i got my L's lastnight
Josan: LOLS?
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A word that originally meant:
1) Lots of Love
2) Laugh out Loud
However, it now is more of the equivalent of the grunt you make when you're not really laughing, but you acknowledge the joke. It is also used to soften an insult or make something sound less serious. Alot of the time it is used as an akward silence filler.
When someone is really laughing out loud, the tend to add exclamation points or excessive Ls and Os, or capitalizing it.
ROFL, LMAO, ROFLALMAO, LMFAO, and HAHAHAHAHAHA are also used.
To make something seem less insulting:
Person 1: I think you should go on a diet, lol.
Person 2: lol
To make something sound friendlier:
Person 1: Wanna go out?
Person 2: No, lol
To fill an akward silence:
Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Hey!
--10 minutes later--
Person 1:lol
To acknowledge humor:
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: 2 get 2 the other side!!
Person 2:lol
WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOLLING
Person 1: Remember last night when Sara told Ms.Hemmingway she loved her? HAHAHAHA... and Ms.H called the police?????
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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{ELLE-OH-ELLE} v.
1. Acronym for Laugh Out Loud. not pronounced 'loll' (rhymes with 'roll') as some (idiots) think. Say each letter seperately. L-O-L.
2. Often overused acronym while chatting online. It also has somehow found it's way into spoken vocabulary, and you now can hear people saying "LOL" instead of actually laughing.
1. sara101: like, omg! today i ate a pie!
janie101: like, omg! LOL! lol, same thing happened to me!
2. Sara: *slips and falls* ow!
Jane: LOL you are a klutz!
(that night chatting online)
sara101: like omg! lol, remember when i fell 2day?? lol!!
janie101: lol! yeah! lol! you are a KlUtZ!! LOL! lol!
sara101: lol, lol! haha lol!
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Originally MY NAME before idiotic internet types started using it as a replacement for the emotional response known as laughter, whilst chatting (read typing blankly) to one another online.
Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.
New potential friend: Hey nice to meet you, I'm Sarah.
Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol
New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then?
Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth! FROM BIRTH!! Goddammit!!!
New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...
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The act of cunnilingus.
If you say "lol" (not L.O.L) - think think what your doing with your tongue.
Now if you say lol 10 times it emphasizes the fact.
"Did you get to 3rd base?"
"Yeah I did manage to give her a lol"
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