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A special burger with poblano pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger, you should try it!"
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A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
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Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
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Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain
Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome
Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!