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stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.

My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

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Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

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gay mark

Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)

There goes gay mark

by Marrgf April 4, 2016

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Marks Run

A racing term used when a racer drivers on the low side of a turn and gets a big run on the car in front of them in a race.

Commonly used on the service, iRacing... an online simulator

When users get the this run it is common for them to yell over the microphone. "oh I've got marks run!!" or "MARKS RUN!!!"

Lance McGraw was racing the Chevy Impala Charlotte motor-speedway when he got marks run on the car in front of him coming off turn 2, he easily completed the pass.

by LanceMcGrew June 9, 2012


Mark Ray

To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.

Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"

by K191 June 13, 2011


Mark lee

The only man ever

Person1:omg mark lee is such a good dancer
Person2:and a great rapper
Person3:and he can sing and play the guitar
Person1:THATS SO SEXY OF HIM
person2:yes he's the only man with rights

by watchyoqueenhitthedecklikeppam December 2, 2020


mark madden

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.

Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!

by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006

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