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when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"
This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.
Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.
When you have Chinese takeout on Cinco de Mayo.
We ended up celebrating Chinko de Mayo when Taco Bell was closed on Mexican Independence Day.
When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..
Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair
i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings