Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

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meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

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Meat Gazer

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

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meat mart

a name for a guy who gets excessive pussy

"Anthony is such a meat mart he got three girls just last night all under 2 hours!"

"Also cheats on his beautiful girlfriend, who would not do anything sexual, so then has sex with his easy ex gf"

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Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.

Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.

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taco meat

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt

He's known for showing some taco meat

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Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

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