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A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.
Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.
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After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.
Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
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1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.
I'm the only one who's willing to give you a Michigan mop job.
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Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.
Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!
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When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.
Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.
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An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.
Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"
Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
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A little city in Michigan. It’s a good place to have a nice vacation. Has many little shops and cool food. Grand Traverse Bay is amazing too.
Mom: where do you want to go for vacation?
Son: Traverse City, Michigan