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(n) A large, sticky glob of mucus.
Willis, recovering from a bad case of allergies, hawked a really gross lung monkey onto Gayle's fuzzy sweater.
Someone who trys to act gangsta but can't get it right.
That guy thinks he's so gangster he's a hood monkey.
The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.
"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."
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When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.
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To be in the know. To know the scoop behind the scenes. To know what's really going on.
She told me they were all filled up, but I was hip to the monkey on their little scam.
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A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!
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mechanic, or mechanically minded person
I got the grease monkey to fix my car
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