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A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.
Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!
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A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.
Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?
Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!
Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.
Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...
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A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family
She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth
The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.
Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.
Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.
Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.
When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.
Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !
1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.
So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."